What do you mean, it's not edible?

Sun and Sand (and a Crab)

Here I am touching the finish line in the hallway frog stroke (I also do the dog paddle).  Now you know the real reason Michael Phelps retired.

What do you mean it's time to go back?  We've only been out for an hour.  No, I'm not tired, but thank you for asking.  Some water would be nice.

Wake me when it's time for treats.

Powerpoint gets me every time.

The highlight of the vacation was finding a horseshoe crab that had washed ashore.  Rolling around in a decaying crab carcass is about as close to heaven as you can get!


But there was a cloud on my happiness.  The other family members couldn't find their own carcass, so they made me take a shower when we got home!  Jealousy is so unattractive.

I retrieved the ducks from the Brandywine!  This is after we got them back from the taxidermist.

What's this?  Could it be the bark amplifier I ordered?

I can wait here all day, Mr. Squirrel.

Any chance of a walk?

4/17/2015 - Leaving the shelter.  I have no idea where my life is headed, but I'm pretty sure it includes a grooming.

It's Not All Fun And Games

What's this?  Should I bark, run, or drink?  Where did it come from?

Hey, give it a rest.  It always works for me.  And people get paid for this?

As long as there is not a "conference call".  I don't know why they don't just hang up.

Three days later - who's that good-looking dog!  And they say I'll never wear clown shoes again!

Perhaps I'm Space Dog Sam - sniffing bushes from one end of the galaxy to the other!

I don't know why humans complain about going to the office.  I go every day.  It's very relaxing.

At The Office

The joy of a good nap after a long walk.

Or just maybe I got blindsided by a pit bull at the park....  She's lucky I didn't see her first.

Did you want to tell me again how handsome I am?

Where did it go?  Oh no, it sank into the sand!  Maybe if I dig real fast I'll be able to catch up with it.

A spaniel's lot is not (always) a happy one.

Sam

Do you like it?

‚ÄčMe neither.

I'm sure this is my first visit to a beach!

Last Christmas I had more presents than anyone else.  What can I say?  I had a better year.

Do you think it makes me look fat?

Nothing beats running through my favorite park.

All right, just one more interview, since you insist.

At the shelter.  I was brought here after being abandoned on the street.  No collar, no tags, no chip.  My fur was so matted they had to hack if off my ankles.  It looks like I'm wearing clown shoes.  Who would want a dog like that?

No one.